jenawithonen:

can u keep it down i am trying 2 reed

bagmilk:

when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table

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sodamnrelatable:

today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly” 

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"Ringo isn’t even the best drummer in the Beatles"

foodforbears:

eunnieboo:

if you have a pet and i’ve ever visited your house: i’m sorry

ME